OMG

Alright so i just turned on the TV ... and the CARTOON that was on this channel (at 1130 pm ) is this deranged.... over-sexed thing...


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Some young maiden is trying to cross a ravine, she's dressed in classic chinese kinda wear and there's this big fella on the other side.. he's only visible from teh waist up. Anyway apparently she has to do some weird striptease or something to get across. So she does it and ends up taking everything off the big guy on the other end gives her the thumbs up and so she picks up her clothes and clambers onto the log that's now appeared she lays her clothes down on the "log" (.. see where this is goin?) anyway, some grunting from the guy's part and he ... lifts her up... and as she's sliding down he gives an almighty roar and a large white blob shoots off..... colliding into one of 2 pigeons midflight and basically annihilating it in a swarm of.... said white stuff :P

This 'movie' is' called "nudlnude" short stories all sex related but all absolutely hilarious :P

Some words i stole to say about my workplace....

I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell- if there is such a thing. I feel... saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it. It's repulsive, isn't it? I must get out of here.